(This is, of course, a joke based on this slashdot meme: http://craphound.com/spamsolutions.txt )
Your FeatureFreezeException uses a
( ) inclusion of test suite
( ) good history of regression testing
( ) users will burn down your house if you don't
( ) it can't get much worse than it is now
( ) abuse of the term "Long Term Support"
rationale. This is flawed, so your request is being rejected. Here are the reasons why it is flawed: (one or more of the following may apply to your FFe, and it may have other flaws not noticed through this cursory examination.)
( ) The test suite isn't even run in the build cycle
( ) Upstream is just gonna release something newer tomorrow
( ) Users will probably still continue to whine
This is not to mention that:
( ) The last feature freeze we granted to you was a complete catastrophe
( ) The request did not meet the guidelines for formatting.
( ) The 500 "oh please pretty please" comments in the bug weren't helpful
( ) For some reason you nominated the bug for Hardy and marked it as affecting Baltix
furthermore, this is what i think about you:
( ) GO BACK TO GENTOO WHERE YOU CAME FROM
( ) Just go request a backport!