What do you get when a spider walks into grape jelly while in Portland. . . .The PDX Bug Jam!!!

Today's starting lineup includes:

|| # || Name || ||
|| 00 || Kees "Hot Stuff" Cook || Filling in as Team Manager, Kees is known for his great skillz.  For example his nunchucku skillz, bow hunting skillz, computer hacking skillz, . . . ||
|| sqrt(3) || Brian "The Bug Master" Murray || He sleeps 30 feet away from 49,000 bugs who are trained to kill him ||
|| 13 || Leann "Lt. O" Ogasawara || My name's Rod and I like to party ||
|| 17 || Steve "The Enforcer" Langasek || ||
|| 22 || Steve "That's how I roll" Beatie || This is my bug.  There are many like it, but this one is mine . . . ||
|| -''i'' || Bryce "The Gamemaster" Harrington ||  ||
|| 99 || Greg "Flash Garden" Lund-Chaix || Why so serious? ||

We've also got a few silly games for us to play during our Bug Jam.  Prizes include laffy taffy for each bingo!

[[http://people.ubuntu.com/~ogasawara/bingo/bugjam_bingo1.html | Bug Jam Bingo!]]

[[http://www.murraytwins.com/blog/?p=26 | Bug Jam Bingo 2.0!]]

Add your laffy taffy bingo jokes here:
|| Joke || Punchline ||
|| Why was the tiger telling the truth? || Because he wasn't a lyin (lion) ||

That's right folks, team PDX may be Loco team #315 on roster but we're for sure #1 in your hearts :)