One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them.
One OS to join them all,
And in the Freedom apt them.
If you still don't have Jabber: 335523258 on ICQ and jendavancura&volny,cz for MSN ... ... but you really should get Jabber. (BTW, If you have a gmail address - a Jabber account comes with that)
Poem courtesy of ompaul (and the 'apt' is a contribution of lastnode)